What’s Your Vagina’s Name?

Because Every Decent Hen Party Story Starts With …


‘Well… Crusty Bush went to the bar to order a round of drinks and…’

Kick off your Hen Party In Chester…

By naming your Vagina!  Classy!

In all seriousness, there’s no better way to introduce your hen party girls to each other than issuing ‘Name Labels’ … with a twist!  Just remember to add people’s REAL names underneath!  Or they may forever be known as ‘Sausage Destroyer’.

Use our fun quiz to get things rolling:

First Letter of Your First Name

A – Crusty   N – Muff

B – Bald   O – Baggy

C – Massive   P – Tight

D – Hairy   Q – Pretty

E – Fluffy   R – Squeaky

F – Sausage   S – Cum

G – Dry   T – Damp

H – Small   U – Flower

I – Queen   V – Giant

J – Tuna   W – Wiffy

K – Dark   X – Fishy

L – Moist   Y – Pink

M – Sparkly   Z – Smelly

First Letter of Your Last Name

A – Hole   N – Waffle

B – Kipper   O – Pot

C – Curtains   P – Heaven

D – Pouch   Q – Cupcake

E – Cave   R – Bucket

F – Flower   S – Tunnel

G – Dungeon  T – Muncher

H – Secret   U – Puddle

I – Patch   V – Donut

J – Wallet   W – Garden

K – Destroyer   X – Fairy

L – Ring   Y – Bush

M – Sleeve   Z – Petal